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I just had a nightmare that got progressively more terrifying and ended with the realization that the reality we’re in is literally Hell, and the second I figured it out, the sun started expanding and everyone started melting and I just held hands with one of my friends and waited to die

What. The fuck.

I Can't Decide
Scissor Sisters
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i can’t decide // scissor sisters

no wonder why my heart feels dead inside
it’s cold and hard and petrified
lock the doors and close the blinds
we’re going for a ride

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

1atula:

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1atula:

im gonna watch madoka magica!!!!!

why did i do this. i fucked up. i fucked up. i fucked up. i fucked up. i fucked up. im so sorry. im trash.

nO PURPLE MADOKA NO 

NO YELLOW MADOKA NO!!!!!!!

ITS ONLY THE THIRD FUCKING EPISODE WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT KIND OF SHOUJO ANIME IS THIS

snaggypax:

i laughed so hard my parents came to check what i was laughing at and looked at my computer screen and started laughing

snaggypax:

i laughed so hard my parents came to check what i was laughing at and looked at my computer screen and started laughing

anch0vies:

Lady Gaga attacking an underprivileged child and then praising Satan

I desperately miss all the people I’ve stopped talking to, but don’t know how to say hello again.

bitchnn:

when someone asks me what kind of music i like

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barlightsprettygirls:

theyearofinsatiablesilence:

this was the best filler episode of all time.

the atla fillers were so good half the time i didn’t even realize they were fillers

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