I just had a nightmare that got progressively more terrifying and ended with the realization that the reality we’re in is literally Hell, and the second I figured it out, the sun started expanding and everyone started melting and I just held hands with one of my friends and waited to die
What. The fuck.
i can’t decide // scissor sisters
no wonder why my heart feels dead inside
it’s cold and hard and petrified
lock the doors and close the blinds
we’re going for a ride
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
im gonna watch madoka magica!!!!!
why did i do this. i fucked up. i fucked up. i fucked up. i fucked up. i fucked up. im so sorry. im trash.
nO PURPLE MADOKA NO
NO YELLOW MADOKA NO!!!!!!!
ITS ONLY THE THIRD FUCKING EPISODE WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT KIND OF SHOUJO ANIME IS THIS
i laughed so hard my parents came to check what i was laughing at and looked at my computer screen and started laughing
Lady Gaga attacking an underprivileged child and then praising Satan
I desperately miss all the people I’ve stopped talking to, but don’t know how to say hello again.